From 3c50d6aaf4886aeb92b05faf0fbc2a5fc6d48c94 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dylan De Faoite <dylanseandefaoite@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 2026 21:28:34 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] add cringe home message

---
 frontend/src/pages/Home.tsx | 44 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 43 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/frontend/src/pages/Home.tsx b/frontend/src/pages/Home.tsx
index ee7959a..870cec6 100644
--- a/frontend/src/pages/Home.tsx
+++ b/frontend/src/pages/Home.tsx
@@ -2,6 +2,48 @@ import {useAuth} from "../utils/AuthContext.tsx";
 import NoAccessPage from "../components/NoAccessPage.tsx";
 import {Link} from "react-router-dom";
 
+type TimeOfDay = "morning" | "afternoon" | "evening" | "night";
+
+function getTimeOfDay(date: Date = new Date()): TimeOfDay {
+    const hour = date.getHours();
+
+    if (hour >= 5 && hour < 12) return "morning";
+    if (hour >= 12 && hour < 17) return "afternoon";
+    if (hour >= 17 && hour < 22) return "evening";
+    return "night";
+}
+
+function getGreetingSubtext(date: Date = new Date()): string {
+    const timeOfDay = getTimeOfDay(date);
+
+    const messages: Record<TimeOfDay, string[]> = {
+        morning: [
+            "Good morning.",
+            "Coffee first, then clips.",
+            "Here's what's waiting for you.",
+        ],
+        afternoon: [
+            "Good afternoon.",
+            "A quiet moment for your clips.",
+            "Catching up?",
+        ],
+        evening: [
+            "Good evening.",
+            "Settle in.",
+            "Time to unwind.",
+        ],
+        night: [
+            "Still up?",
+            "Quiet night for it.",
+            "Good night, when you're ready.",
+        ]
+    }
+
+    const options = messages[timeOfDay];
+    return options[Math.floor(Math.random() * options.length)];
+}
+
+
 const Home = () => {
     const { user } = useAuth();
     const now = new Date();
@@ -21,7 +63,7 @@ const Home = () => {
             <div className={"p-10 flex flex-row justify-between"}>
                 <div>
                     <p className={"font-data text-faint-mono text-sm tracking-widest"}>{formatted.toLocaleUpperCase()}</p>
-                    <h1 className={"font-heading font text-5xl text-text-strong tracking-[-0.015em]"}>Good evening, {user.name.split(" ",  1)}</h1>
+                    <h1 className={"font-heading font text-5xl text-text-strong tracking-[-0.015em]"}>{getGreetingSubtext(new Date())}</h1>
                 </div>
 
                 <Link to={"/stream"}>